The last time I tried to talk to Brandon on the phone with Brianna around, it was a total disaster. She actually told him about my hairy legs and crusty eye boogers. It was SO humiliating! Today in gym, the class is having timed swim races. Since Nikki can't swim very well, she fears she'll take too long to finish. When she swims, she discovers something in the water and believes it's a shark's fin, thinking a shark is in the pool. She swims for her life to the end and not only wins the race, but also sets a new school record for fastest swim time. Zoey and Chloe find out that it was just a scuba fin that scared Nikki. It was motivational enough to get her to swim superbly. Apparently, someone had showed up at Brandon’s party unexpectedly to drop off a present for him shortly after I had left.

Never mind zat, dah-ling! You are Miss Bri-Bri’s next appointment! Wee! Wee! Come! Come!" she said, pushing me into her desk salon chair.YAAAY!!! My first customer! Brianna Miss Bri-Bri cheered. Before I start, dah-ling, would you like something to drink? Juicy Juice? Hawaiian Punch? Chocolate milk? Nikki's mom offers her to wear her old bridesmaid outfit (which makes her look like a mermaid), but Nikki is a little uneasy. They schedule to shop for a dress on Wednesday, which is just two days from the dance. Unfortunately, my last call was from my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey. They had called me late last night with some REALLY juicy gossip.

Just so they could go to a movie together! Like, how INSENSITIVE is that?! Sometimes I think Mom and Dad need to take a parenting class or something.But I had to admit, Miss Bri-Bri, Fashionista Hairstylist to the Stars, seemed to know her stuff.… ME, READING WHILE MISS BRI-BRI DOES MY HAIR NO SNOOPING ALLOWED!!! ) Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak, by Rachel Renée Russell with Nikki Russell and Erin Russell. Simon and Schuster. This morning I had these fluttery butterflies in my stomach that were making me feel SUPERnauseous ! But in a really GOOD way ! Lately, Brianna has been totally obsessed with those diva hair salon shows on TV. And get this! She actually calls herself Miss Bri-Bri, Fashionista Hairstylist to the Stars!