The Human Santapede

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Seller has stated it will dispatch the item within 1 working day upon receipt of cleared payment - opens in a new window or tab . I loved that it had other Christmas characters not normally talked about as well as the normal ones. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. Luckily the snow had started to peter out, and with that, the elves could dig themselves out of their little homes and finally get back to work.

While the original Human Centipede (released in 2009) paled in comparison to Parts 2 and 3, the child-like diagram drawn by Dr. It's actually closer in spirit to the works of Terry Pratchett or, even more closely, Robert Rankin (albeit far, far more debauched than either of these fellows). Generally enjoyed the story which, for full effect, should definitely be read over the Christmas period. This evil figure is sewing the elves arse to mouth, with the ultimate aim of kidnapping Santa himself and making him the figurehead of this shuffling man-made meat train.Heiter (Dieter Laser) has taken on a life of its own, appearing on t-shirts, decals, and even tattoos! And that’s because, whether you’re cleverer-than-Stephen-Hawkins’-calculator or as thick-as-two-short-planks, whether you’re black or white, male, female (or a bit of both), whether you’re rich or poor, fat or thin, whoever the hell you are – each and every one of you will be amused by this joyfully festive romp.

So here it is, Merry Christmas, / Everybody’s arse to face, / Shitting down each other’s throats, / A yuletide disgrace. If you have a mad sense of humour (if you like stuff like The League Of Gentlemen, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Monty Python and so on), you might just get a kick out of this.It may not be necessary to see the movie(s), but it gives you a better feel for just how bad things are going to get, and just how bad that 'we had curry for dinner' joke really is! My one criticism of the story is that I found that Millard actually pulls his punches when it comes to the blood, guts and excrement. I read it in a single sitting, laughed out loud several times, and the rest of the family absolutely REFUSED to let me share any excerpts. If it had actually been the absolute gross out that I had expected, I probably wouldn't have finished it, and almost certainly wouldn't have enjoyed it. Adult, mildly offensive and slightly cringeworthy on occasion, but nothing that should be taken too seriously.